Alison Wonderland

Hometown: Psychesville, Merryland

Turn-ons: cheap champagne . . . straight from the bottle . . . in a brown paper bag, manipulating objects, algebra equations, and men with year-round natural sweaters

Turn-offs: crumbs on the kitchen counter, geometry proofs, and people who cheat at card games


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